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THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR AT A TATTOO PARLOR -- Joke Recipe

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IN THE STYLE OF DAVID LETTERMAN...WHAT ARE THE TOP TEN THINGS YOU DO NOT WANT TO HEAR IN A TATTOO PARLOR...


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10. "Eagle? I thought you said BEAGLE."

9. "We're all out of red, so I used pink."

8. "There are 2 O's in Bob, right?"

7. "Sorry, sir, your chest will only hold the bottle dinghy."

6. "That call was for you. Hope you meet someone else named Tahiti Sweetie."

5. "Gosh, I hate it when I get the hiccups."

4. "Anything else you wanna say? You've got plenty of room back here."

3. "I'll bet you can't tell I've never done this before."

2. "The flag's all done and, you know, the folds of fat make a nice waving effect."

1. "Oops..."

 

 

 

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